There were actually 47 on our list at first, but we were too embarrassed to put them all here. You’re welcome, but also we’re sorry.
1. His puns are small potatoes.
2. Mike’s not very talkative
3. This is the sealiest thing I’ve ever read:
4. Calling this pun cheesy would be too easy
5. Testing the doctor’s patience.
8. He decided to terminate the upgrade.
9. You should talk to my sun. He also likes renewable energy.
11. No way, that’s impawsible!
12. He just can not stop doing it.
13. They make a perfect combination.
14. This situation escalated quickly.
16. Noah-n needs arks, though.
17. Which counter tops the other’s argument?
18. Slide them drawers off.
19. No plan is ever bulletproof.
20. Classy pun.
21. Mexican puns are a latino-no.
22. Too corny
23. The breadwinner of the house is doing their job.
24. This guy means business.
28. Aww, poor guy
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